Killer

I'd be lying if i said i wasnt going to miss you. I want you, want your smell & your skin & your eyes.

It's easy to let go. I'm gona run, run far from you & into the woods.

Bottom bunk

Sometimes, and only sometimes, your life boils down to the little things that probably dont & shouldnt matter because it's level of relevance starts to deteriorate in your mind as time passes & slows down to sad faces & bottom bunk opinons. & here it is ; does he really love me the way i think or want ? is mum faking that smile ? is she talking to me for amusement or coz she cares ? is that really butter ? is she good to him ? is it real ? is he real ? what do i want ? these questions seem simple enough but how hard are they to answer right ?! It really gets me thinking sometimes that maybe, just maybe im doing it all wrong & i dont really need to be thinking .. but who doesnt wanna think ? Overthinking is an art that takes incredible effort & the most care. Why do we do it ? Yeah i dont know either. I guess we feel better knowing everything coz nothing feels so .. empty. The constant guessing & the mirror image of yourself in your mind looking dumbfounded with tears running down your face, hurt like you shouldnt have been & didnt deserve to have been. Dramatic ? Maybe. But i call it my self defence mechanism, i switch it on so i am in the position to get the least hurt or atleast not to think about it.

Try it, im sure it wont bite you in the ass & hurt you. Or maybe it will :]

[:

HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


- LIKE 9DAYS AGO BUT THERES ALWAYS A REASON TO CLEBRATE ;]

Stepping

I'm running now.
Running from her shit, i'm coming to you.

Letter for loverboy

Hello lovely,
Will you wake for me ? I've come to touch you. To feel your dreams & endless belief. The light's hitting the road now, the steam is rising. Help me see through the eyes of a lover, of a one man army for passion.
Yours truly,
The lady with burning eyes.

Mirrors at the bedhead

If i lie with you will you sing ? Sing to me like i'll break with the silence. Be with me so i can make you better. Your skin is my skin, your song is my appetizer.

Beautifully bad

What do you do when you get blamed when you were just caught in the crossfire ? You do nothing. You sit there & take whatever comes because you were'nt actually supposed to be involved right ? Yeah exactly. I needed to bitch so I came here. Pen & paper would've take too much of my sleepy time & i think of writing on paper as something sacred, something you do to pour out something good & if bad then atleast beautifully bad. But not something like this. Something that needs fine tuning to be written well.
I'm caught where I think i'm not supposed to & I kinda sorta don't know what to do really. Like I said, I picture myself doing nothing, coz I always like to picture myself doing the right thing but it never really turns out like that does it ? I always do the opposite. But how damn nice is it to daydream huh ? Of all the good & pleasant things. Things that'll never come alive or happen.
But now i'm just blabbing.
Forget me, forget everything. Just like I will in a few hours [ its gona be magical ]
;)

I call shotgun

" .. so go press your skirt, word is there's a new girl in town. I call shotgun, you can play your RnB tune. Put your eyes on me & I know a place we can get away .. To say i want you, exactly like i used, cos baby this is only bringing me down."

-I want you.

K O L.

Skin

Its hard to think I have before. 'Coz this feels so real, your skin feels like mine. Its not mine, its ours. I want you. And if I dont get you I want a piece, a good piece of your soul & body. Come closer, come to me. Let me grab it before you run into the distance.

heels, muscles & ass

Now we're not the most creative of people but we know how to have fun alright. This is what we got up to at school today for our library week's school character parade [ it was more about the guys&boobs as you can see ] ;)

-all the dressed up people are guys.

SOS

Drowning in doubt is what they call it.

Thats me. Im the one with the stupid face & the wrong numbers or thoughts.

He will take & I will give. He will take & I will stare.

Im emersed now. Too late to wonder.

Its quiet down deep.

But I can hear your cry for help.

<33sss

And it's friends like you that make me laugh until my stomach feels vile.

These are my two loves. Jasmine is the sane one(well most of the time anyway) on the ground being attacked by my oldest friend, Rana. This was us studying for our BasicTech & HomeEc papers, not getting anything done as you can see. We decided to make the most of the rare sunshine thats comes out eveyr once in a bluemoon ! I still cant get over how perfect this foto is, we're crazy & dont care & this is us.

I settle

Truthfully, my standards are quite low in terms of the overall package of a guy. I found out pretty quickly that the goodlookin', stylish, honest & sexy ones come rarely to never & the shitty(to say) come in bulk. So I try to fit in with the whole 'Take just what comes & be grateful'


But as I scanned a fashion blog & came across pics of models & photogs at Paris Fashion Week I just wanna know why, oh why do I really not deserve the lush piece leaning against the pole .. OH GEEEEEEEEE !

Cometakeme

I WILL make it. I will never look back. I will reach for the stars & no less. And when it is all stripped away I will see through the eyes of the wise & beautiful & embrace the world like it will slip away. I will make every single day the greatest day & everyone I meet the most beautiful. The places I go the most interesting. & you my love, my ever standing soul, the floors beneath my feet & the air all around me .. I will love you forever.

-From the days I speak to myself

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Lost in fields of rainbows

I'm doing it right this time. Im making it fine. I'll not let you down, I'm making you mine.

Oblivion

I wont say anything, wont do anything. My eyes are closed & my feet dry. My blanket is warm & my writing does not stop.

He likes my chocolate.

I like the way he stands.

Oceans will move & I will still be here, smiling.

W H Y ?!

NOOOO ! Okay this is not a random picture ay. I looked at it & then found out that they got married ! WTF ?! Okaaay, just cause you guys did a really good movie together AND happen to be very hot with amazing bodies & venirs I might add, DOES NOT mean you guys have to deprive the world of one of the hottest guys in hollywood. Im nice about it, in all fairness but truthfully ... I hope she gets fat.
Peace.
Not really, I hate her.
( :

kjasfkhaosgf

Its getting so weird. Im getting caught between all this really good music & Im confused much - Ill tell you whats pulling me [ always has ] - like Jimi Hendrix, John Mayer, Jamie Scott, Bob Marley, Mark Ronson, Adam Masterson, etc ->the stuff I like & will always like but theres also all this shitty things I like to call the 'atm music' it builds & fades [ but we all LOVE it ]
It speaks truth Im sure, no I know. & I know Ive taken this fxcking weird liking to RnB. It helps with most things, I think I might actually look at it like its something permanent ? *hmmmmm

But for the most part I like to say Im into it cause its not a bloody lie ! My usual day would comprise of listening to Santogold, Weezy & Ratatat in the morn before school & when I get home Ill listen to Jimi & John & Adam ... its not my mood - atleast I hope its not ! Id hate to be 'one of those' people whos music changes with their mood - FCK THEM.

SCG

Love this one.

//

" I dare you to move, I dare you to move. I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor. I dare you to move like today never happened, today never happened before. "

+

When I'm with him , I'm happy.

Arrrrgggh

Sometimes I just want to kill people (hint : they live with me & totally take my freedom & livelihood away!) I think they live to be unfair and make us unhappy. I mean, is that the case ? Is that what it really is ? Am I missing out on THAT important fact & everyone & everything around me already knows about ? Hmmmm. Seems like it.
It couls SOOO easily go right & they just want to make it wrong, NOT because they have to but because they CAN - this is what they call 'Fair' - mmm hmm.

I actually mainly wrote this so I could take all my anger out on the keyboard & not break anything in my wonderful room ; hahahaaa, yeah right. MYYYY GOSH, whyyyyy do they have to be SOOO friggin difficult ?! Geeeeeeee. Get a life, 'you' people. I wont mention but you knida get the point by now.


Anyway I hope the poeple in YOUR life arent making it as difficult and that you all have a great time being nice to them coz I gotta go now & slam my door a few good times & not eat dinner ;)

Mmmm.

I'm a big believer in beautiful people, but these people are gorgeous. Complete with perfect tans & all. Yum.

Bring about the clouds ohh sky

Ive learned a few things ; people are so easily shaken these days, or maybe always ! Either way, people arent getting any happier, I heard about two 11yr old boys commiting suicide in the same month ! They were 11 ! I can barely handle myself somedays & Im 15 ! Myyy gosh what the world is coming to, an 11yr old shouldnt have to worry about serious things, let alone even consider suicide, but our society let's it. Theres nothing we can do about that ofcourse.

But I wanna be able to deal ! To stand up to all the shitty little things & say 'Yeah, Ive been sad for 2mins but thats bout it youuu biatch, you can leave !'
Its not easy, but we can look at the prettier side of life ( :
When Im sad I sleep, I wake up & half the time it doesnt seem to matter at all anymore ! Other times I just look out into the sky, myy gosh sunsets are beautiful & I know thats such a stereotype but I am shocked by that kind of beauty everyday, coz its never tha same.

I say, find refuge in the small things - babies, flowers, clothes, art, clouds .. only then will you realise the time youre wasting on the bullshit ( :

Word.

Ummmm - Yeah Zack's dad doesnt like me or infact the 'idea' of me (but then again none of my guy's dads has soo .. )
& I just realised Im fat soo .. COOL !
But I bought pretty things today so it doesnt matter !

I love you all though, to an extent ( :

Mumumumumumumumumum

HAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYY MOOOTTHEERS DDDAAAAAY MUUUUMMM !



Heeeey mummy ; I cant even explain how much I love you - put into words the love I have for you I cannot. But I will say THANK YOU ;

Thank you for loving me, even when Im a complete bitch to you.
For taking care of me, & caring that much more even when you never have to.
For worrying when no one else did.
For making my bed, coz Im always way too lazy to.
For making me cheesecake that Im pretty sure will change the world some day.
For standing up for me when I never had the guts to.
For teaching me to appreciatee everything I get & to cherish love, work, food, sex, my body, my friends & family ; all the good things in life.
For loving me when it seemed I never loved you ;
FOR BEING THE BEST MUM EVER .

Thank you mum.

<333333

loooo<3ooooove

I MISS LINA
I MISS JASMINE
I MISS RANA
I MISS ZAAACCCCK
I MISS MAEGAN
I MISS TYLER
I MISS CHARISSA !
I MISS FRANNY

: (

Weeeeeeoooww

Currently reporting form a crappy 7Eleven thingo doewn the street from our apartments in Waterloo, Oz ;

I MISS YA'LL ! & know I just got here but like a little sucker I already miss you beautiful people ( : Ya'll know I hate white people, I mean dont get me wrong youre all so nice (ahahhaha) but I just dont like the way God created you ! LOL
I mean it, when it comes to guys ; I mean I need a real man, you know with muscles & such ; sorry. Ima sucker for a guy who will stand up for me (Zack Im talkin bout you, so you owe me kisses when I get back) Muahahahaha.

Well, as you know I dont have a trusty laptop & the guy here is giving me weird looks so there isnt really a chance I'll get to upload the great pics I take here - there was a guy in the mall holding up a sign that read 'Free Hugs' - I wouldve gone up & hugged him ! But what if he had swine flu ?!?!? & he just had a plan to kill us all !? OK mayybe Im being a little dramatic but its only coz I miss the dum .. no-so-clever people in my country : (

HELLLLP !Lol, it actually isnt really that bad I just wanna sound like a baby. I get to shop ! So this trip hold SOOO much goodness ( : DURRRH.


I miss you Rana&Jasmino you crazy chicks ! & I miss you Zack sweety. I


PS. Omg maybe I am phsyco, I just got here this morn & Im already stressing this much Well heres to hoping ya'll have a stress-free drunken, fun holiday.

PEACE lovelies ( :

: (

Yes this is my sad face ; kinda gross I know. But I just found out that we leave not just a day earlier but another 6hrs earlier than that ! & I cant spend the day with my beautiful girls Rana & Jasmine which ofcourse kills me : ( Theyre pretty much my life those girls & deprivation of one whoooole day with them sucks (balls) :S

AND ! I cant see Z coz he has school & doesnt get off unitl 3ish & I'll be LONNG gone by then.

Heres me saying

GOODBYYYYE & I'LL MISS YOU ALL.

Byyee baby (you always smell soo good) & my girls ( :

LOVE EACHOTHER ! Hahahahaha.

GoTiaGoTiaGoTia

I dont usually do this, no, scratch that. I have NEVER done this. Publicly announced my relationship status in this way, ever. I feel good though, & I know its late & Ive got training in the morn but my phone is dead & I dont have a charger soo the alarm issue is pretty hazy :S
ANYWAY, I do feel good coz I do like this guy & I know for a fact he feels the same if not more, no more ! Which I couldnt have said 2weeks ago, 4months ago etc etc. So I like this feeling coz its pretty abnormal in a sense for me : ) YAY.


So I have a new guy ;

His name is Zack. Hes one of the few guys who I can actually say has abit more common sense than the average person, although I doubt he uses it on a daily basis. I met him. Saw him act like an idiot ( loved it ) didnt think much of it. Met him again & found that maybe there was abit more to him. We talked & I spilled to him the 'no-bullshit' thing my life revolves round coz I HATE the 'playing hard to get' - 'avoiding' blah blah blah thing, so you get my point ! & so he just asks me out & I say yes ofcourse & thats how it all started. I will admit it was recent but never the less I like this guy & want to tell everyone, coz I am actually proud to have him & proud to say Ive moved on from all the bullshit that went down a while back (it was bad, on my part anyway) I lost alot of myself just doing what I was supposed to. Sadness but whatever, Im ALL about moving on.

BUT it does suck that we just got together & I leave in a days time & go for just around 12days, which I know might not seem like alot but when youve just met someone who you like & might possibly turn things around, you inevitably WANT to spend time with him nooh ? Well I dont have that privilege but HE IS NOT on holiday like the rest of us in public schools who got just got off & wanna partaaaaaay till we drop dead (we are SERIOUSLY that stressed) so he can occupy himself & not miss me enough to have random sex with random people ; OHH goodie ! LOL

Well thats my piece & I feel good telling the world I like someone. Gosh this feels good.


Youre a greatguy Z <3





*Ohhyeah, he has THE MOST amazing smile Ive ever seen :O

I know he doesnt like this pic but I LOVE IT, he looks SO lost. I'll save youuu ! LOL

GayTrip

I leave my gay island soon & I could say Im excited about the shopping (planning to break the bank, even if I am just shopping for basics - MASS AMOUNTS) but I will miss the little things ; 

Mariko park & all our little gay drinking adventures, my boy at skynet(actually not really but I thought Id mention them), the heat - my tan WILL fade & it was just starting to look good PS. 

How its soo easy to get our cheapline booze here as the lovely people here dont give a shite how old we are or what we do ( : Paddling with the girls in the morn, the heat(I know this is the second time but I really am soo not looking forward to freezing my ass off :S)

Im too tired to go on, gota pack ( :

Love ya'll - not really.

 

Stupid

For all those who know me, lastnight was probs one of the funnier nights Ive had in a while let me tell you.
I got to the bash late which was fine coz it only started to fill up at like 9, but there were more people than we expected, ohh gooody ; nooo not really :S COZ twas good coz we didnt run outa alco like the gang at the MaristBash (LOL) & the music was fine as well & the people werent too bad but then at like 11 A (not 2 or anything) came & told us to clear out (kinda expected it as the under-age drinking was to capacity) so we all left, I left the guy I asked to be my company with an asshole who totally doesnt even value what I do(which was to take care of him) I cant say Id wanna blame it on the alco coz I didnt even drink enough to get half drunk so twas just plain old TIA's stupidity ; yay right?!? Goooossssssh !
So I ended the night TRYING to look out for him (I hate the role reversal shite man, coz Im pretty sure it goes - GUY LOOKS AFTER GIRL ; doesnt fckin matter if hes drunk!) & hes sort of a slut too, even better TIA ! Wow, I amaze myself with these decisions.
Feel like smashing my head in (but that would ruin my hair ; LOL)

My advice (which you should only take after alot of consideration) would be to think about what you do when you do stupid things with even dummer people(AKA the drunk guuuy)
Peace out & happy holidays lovelies <333

PS. Im not usually this mean, Im just ticked off abit & BTW - THANKS FOR THE GREAT DAY TODAY BABIES.
I have THE sexiest bestfriends ; i hope youre jealous ( :

I hate this ; I love this.

Ohkaaaay, you know that phase you get to at a certain period in your life where you have NO idea what to do, where to go, what to be ? Yeah I hit it a few days ago & if Im thinking straight (which I have no idea about BTW) I STILL AM at that point, just a little bit better (or so I hope).

Now Im not about spilling my feelings all over the bloody internet sooo excuse my weary way of putting this out :S


The feeling was neutral, but not 'just neutral' ... SO neutral your brain ends up shutting down altogether & you realise youre staring down at the floor for an hour. Where the biggest things seem to not matter at all, like going home. Your friends become your anchors, your pillows your best buds & food like it was nothing. Its such a drug, not to able to think ; to go completely blank & realise youre just thinking about yourself thinking about yourself thinking about yourself (think about that & I swear it'll make sense, although it took me 5mins to put it into words).

I think, no, I KNOW Im at the stage where I have those moments. My friends call it depression ; naaaaaah - I JUST HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO DO !

But love anyway, yeah okay bye sweeties. What great listeners you all are. (No, im not high ( :)

DRUGS ? or just charm ?

I do get worried about the people around me sometimes. Lets just say their behaviour is rendered normal if you happen to close your eyes ! But otherwise theyre either, fustrated, dont know how to dispay themselves or are just plain stupid ; either way, I GET WORRIED ! LOL

Some examples at WaiTui, where there seemed to be alota stupid things goin on :S

I didnt expect anything else really

Yeah, coz thats how you get the ladies :S

Extra points for makng it a possible sex postion ( :

Yeah no, I always knew.

John ?

Ohkay Joshy, we now you think youre superman. But superman never looked like someone who needed hard drugs k ( :

Flabby Thighs

* Its been a while since I last posted anything coz exmas & well just stress in general : teachers, work, parents, boys, stuff ! MOORE stuff *sighhhh.
Anyway, bout 2weeks ago ? Yeah i think 2weeks we paddled WaiTui & I had a goodtime being the paparazzi (everyone got annoyed, except for the ones that really loved themselves ofcourse)
There were alota happenings I must say, little bitchy things & injured people & what not but I liked the whole 'Lets get fucked' thing with everyone. I dont have pics from the nights we had (which were eventful) although I wish I did ( :
Heres us, lazy as hell but happy for no reason -

I wasnt feelin very good about my flabby thighs :S

I quite like this one, his pants started to come off ( :

Whata beautiful chick, she doesnt even know it too, crazy girl.

"And when do you grow up?"

Im sure you all recall the passing of Rana's Birthday ? Yeah well this girlie was born when I was almost 2yrs old & (I dont know how she did it!) but managed to end up in the same form as me ? *huh ?
Yeeaah well the passing of her birthday brought alota "Oh happy birthday ! So how old are you turning ? 16 ? " (Yeah coz she really is that tall too !) & her reply ? "Yeah I'm ... turning 16" LIAR ! Haha, well she acutally turned 14 ! Yeah thats right, on my 15th birthday last year she was 13 ! & she wonders why we call her just that little bit odd :S

Well heres to RANA ! Babe youre amazing & I hope all the best in all your future sexual experiences ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ( :

Ocean

Okaaaay Dokaaaaay. Its been awhile since I posted anything coz alota shit went down & the works beeen piled on more & more but I managed to have a good time in the last week when we had a public hol & I got to spend the whole day with MY GORGEOUS NIECE, her name is Ocean & she has unbelievable personality & she is soo bossy lke her mum but I'm willing to do ANYTHING for her. Shes so bloody entertaining too & she doesnt even tryyy!
Although my mum & friends always have the discussion about how beautiful she is & how we will have to keep an eye on her when she hits her teens coz guys round these parts arent exactly used to such beautiful peoples. Hahaha. ITS TRUE THOUGH, pretty sad. But she does have moves, seriously, piss her off & she will give you hell, even if its four-year-old hell, its bad !

Weeeeeeoooew

Okaaay so I went to the west for Valetines Day & totally missed all the happs with all my frendos who had A BLOODY GOOD TIME ! But anyway, we didnt get up to much & these pics are ALL from the 13th actually coz on Valentines Night I had dinner with the 'rents & had a good time & ate good food & listened to good music I didnt think twas worthy of any photography. Call me mean, but I was just soo damned .... well I dont know when, after we had dinner & they had all retired to bed, I sat to do my glorious! commercial homework. Yaaaaaay :S & then I get a call from a little person called 'the bitch', naaah Im just kidding it was only Andie & the first thing she said ? "Guess where I am?" & all I could here was the loud music in the background & I knew instantly, I hated her at that moment, LOL. Well atleast I wanted to, & then I thought I was alright doing my homework after that & then I get a text & Andies telling me what shes drinking which is ALOT. I hate you Andie, hehehe.
Naaah but Rana & I had some pretty wack times & I realised just how much I loved her ( :

Lalalalalaaa

Im on a whoooole NEW MISSION. Dont get to excited or care too much but Im getting my tongue pierced. Andies wanted me to get a tattoo for soo long but I dont think I can coz I hate all the permant-ness ? Haha, yeaaaaah.
So Im going to Nadi in the weekend & Ima get it done there coz those people are like the only ones I can trust & thats where Andie got her lip piercing done & she didnt die soo ... thats good I guess ( :
I wouldve uploaded some pics of other peoples tongue piercings but they looked soooo friggin nasty soo ... Im still doing it though, truthfully so Andie will love me again. No seriously.

Wish me luck.
Peace.

Big FAT SORRY

Hellllllooooooo.
Okay just for the record, I know Im pretty much talking to myself coz no one reads this but it does feel good to let it ALL out yeah ( : Anyway, you've(haha) noticed that my previous posts havent had pic coz well, I keep leaving my camera at home AND my trusty phone died and my male-slut of a puppy chewed my USB cable for it (which was the only way I could charge it ofcourse-PUKE) moving onnn, SORRY ! Just started school but thats really not an excuse coz the teachers barely notice us anymore(woooo!). So me forgetting is just the result of old age ? :S That seems to be the only explanation, well I might be mentally ill too but lets just not think about that ay ; )
So if you (imaginary cool people, haa) do read this blog, MY PHONE is ON ! So feel free to get me outa this no-text-coma : ) ignore how idiotic that sounded*
ANYWAY - I wish you all A HAPPY whatever it is youre doing and dont let your pup chew whatver it is to charge your phone ! coz IT DOES suck.

Peace. God is love <3

L

Ok ok, ladies and fags .. I have a special announcement to make, ok no. Not so much as an announcement but a gesture-ish figure-out-ation (aww migooosh) Anyway, today I realised what a loser I was, yup a LOOOSSSERR. But as I sit here and type this stupid piece of blog, I think you guys might've known this stuff already (?) I mean, its not like I kept my loser-ation on the downlow here you know, theres the constant need for massive amounts of diet cola and the need to spy at every good looking island guy, coz yeah I have a thing for those creatures, dont know why though, guess Im looking for something different to myself and NOO, Im not declaring that Im white, Im just stating that Im a lil bit paler-skinned than the rest of my dear friends. Moving on, the uhh, unconditional love I have for my 'rents, I know what youre thinking - What The F, is she talking about? Yeah yeah, but truthfully .. how many kids you seen these days who love their 'rents 'unconditionally'. Yup, Ima sucker for my mummy and daddy. And at this point I sound like a total tard, BUT THERES MORE ! :O
Most nights I dont get to bed until 4am coz I never think there are enough hours in the day for anything ! Okaay maybe thats a good thing, but I end up getting up at somewhere between 11am-1pm so I suck (officially !)
Mum says Im too nice but I WILL bite yerr head off if you mess with my frendo muchos.


All in all, I cant say much until I stop making a total ass of myself and dreaming of burning the teacher's houses.
Ciao :P

THE RETURN OF JOYCIE !

After a hell of a long time without our little asian dish SHES COMING BACK ! :O

This is my very own letter to Joyce.

Hello beautiful,

After about 100yrs(8weeks or something) Ive nearly gone mad waiting for your no-ass to get back to the pacific ! Tehe, anywho .. The first fat bunch of weeks without you were FINE, coz I knew you were having a waaay better time than in this CRAPHOLE ( : So that was A-OK, and then the hols started to get crappy and it was like a broken record coz everyone did the same things and nothing changed ! So my sick little mind started to run all the way back to when we were all in school, in the bathroom(ohh goossh that place!) and the way we made fun of all the teachers and all the secrets we shared and I missed you soo much.

And just today, I found out you are coming back VERY VERY soon and I seriously wanna jump up and down but I'll wake the rents and probs hit the fan coz, yes ! I am that tall now ! MUAHAHAH.

Moving on, on a last note -Joyce, HURRY YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ASS UP KK.

Love you more everyday, xxx

REUNITE !

After alota shite, we Love again.

joooookkkkebum

Ok call me and idiot but today of all days, I was in the mood of laughing.

So, have you all heard the joke about the guy with the tiny penis who's at the doctor's for a physical?Doctor says, Well, you're in excellent health, but I couldn't help noticing that , uh, your penis is quite small. Does that cause you any trouble?The guy says, Well, maybe a little, when I have to piss.The doctor says, What about sex? Do you have trouble then?The guy says, Oh, no! Because then there are two of us looking for it!

Sorry guys.

Ok, theee saaaaaaaame question is coming at me from ALL angles ! And I'll answer it now for you brain-dead, idiots - NOOOOOOO,IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SCHOOL ! Soo, how about, instead of depriving me even more of my last few days to be human before I change into an ugly robot, you just leave me the hell alone about it. Ofcourse Im NOT looking forward to school, I know you come across that 3% or something of kids who acutally do, but Im not in that scary percentage of people, ya dig ?

Sorry to be a little bit of a bitch, thats just the way it goes ya'll, now you know Uncles and Aunties so please shut up about it ( :

Cheers.

Sex On A Stick

I WILL MARRY HIM.

JAMES FRANCO

Downnerr

I forgot to mention that the pictures in the blog below show ALL SORTSA characters you know. Youve got gangsters and prostitutes, fashionyyy people and some just plain retarded. Oh and Jasmines just hungry, VERY hungry. Oh yeah Andie, all of yours are pros pics, haha bite me :P

Told ya'll

Okay. I put this up coz everyone always calls me a poser, all the time ! Esp my friends. The same friends who do the exact same thing and deny all of it, heres some of them. And I will say wannabe with alota boldness.

HERES TO YOU GUYS AND YOUR WANNABE POSER ASSES ! Ive got proof ya'll, suck it up.

BRONX PEDRO NIKKO PUNJA
If you all dont know yet, theres a small new addition to our fam. Nooo, my mums not preggers and neither am I or is dad. We got a puppy ! I named him bronx for reasons I dont really know how to explain but he is soo gorg and all he does is eat and sleep, much like me in the hols acutally.