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Ok ok, ladies and fags .. I have a special announcement to make, ok no. Not so much as an announcement but a gesture-ish figure-out-ation (aww migooosh) Anyway, today I realised what a loser I was, yup a LOOOSSSERR. But as I sit here and type this stupid piece of blog, I think you guys might've known this stuff already (?) I mean, its not like I kept my loser-ation on the downlow here you know, theres the constant need for massive amounts of diet cola and the need to spy at every good looking island guy, coz yeah I have a thing for those creatures, dont know why though, guess Im looking for something different to myself and NOO, Im not declaring that Im white, Im just stating that Im a lil bit paler-skinned than the rest of my dear friends. Moving on, the uhh, unconditional love I have for my 'rents, I know what youre thinking - What The F, is she talking about? Yeah yeah, but truthfully .. how many kids you seen these days who love their 'rents 'unconditionally'. Yup, Ima sucker for my mummy and daddy. And at this point I sound like a total tard, BUT THERES MORE ! :O
Most nights I dont get to bed until 4am coz I never think there are enough hours in the day for anything ! Okaay maybe thats a good thing, but I end up getting up at somewhere between 11am-1pm so I suck (officially !)
Mum says Im too nice but I WILL bite yerr head off if you mess with my frendo muchos.


All in all, I cant say much until I stop making a total ass of myself and dreaming of burning the teacher's houses.
Ciao :P

THE RETURN OF JOYCIE !

After a hell of a long time without our little asian dish SHES COMING BACK ! :O

This is my very own letter to Joyce.

Hello beautiful,

After about 100yrs(8weeks or something) Ive nearly gone mad waiting for your no-ass to get back to the pacific ! Tehe, anywho .. The first fat bunch of weeks without you were FINE, coz I knew you were having a waaay better time than in this CRAPHOLE ( : So that was A-OK, and then the hols started to get crappy and it was like a broken record coz everyone did the same things and nothing changed ! So my sick little mind started to run all the way back to when we were all in school, in the bathroom(ohh goossh that place!) and the way we made fun of all the teachers and all the secrets we shared and I missed you soo much.

And just today, I found out you are coming back VERY VERY soon and I seriously wanna jump up and down but I'll wake the rents and probs hit the fan coz, yes ! I am that tall now ! MUAHAHAH.

Moving on, on a last note -Joyce, HURRY YOUR SKINNY LITTLE ASS UP KK.

Love you more everyday, xxx

REUNITE !

After alota shite, we Love again.

joooookkkkebum

Ok call me and idiot but today of all days, I was in the mood of laughing.

So, have you all heard the joke about the guy with the tiny penis who's at the doctor's for a physical?Doctor says, Well, you're in excellent health, but I couldn't help noticing that , uh, your penis is quite small. Does that cause you any trouble?The guy says, Well, maybe a little, when I have to piss.The doctor says, What about sex? Do you have trouble then?The guy says, Oh, no! Because then there are two of us looking for it!

Sorry guys.

Ok, theee saaaaaaaame question is coming at me from ALL angles ! And I'll answer it now for you brain-dead, idiots - NOOOOOOO,IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SCHOOL ! Soo, how about, instead of depriving me even more of my last few days to be human before I change into an ugly robot, you just leave me the hell alone about it. Ofcourse Im NOT looking forward to school, I know you come across that 3% or something of kids who acutally do, but Im not in that scary percentage of people, ya dig ?

Sorry to be a little bit of a bitch, thats just the way it goes ya'll, now you know Uncles and Aunties so please shut up about it ( :

Cheers.

Sex On A Stick

I WILL MARRY HIM.

JAMES FRANCO

Downnerr

I forgot to mention that the pictures in the blog below show ALL SORTSA characters you know. Youve got gangsters and prostitutes, fashionyyy people and some just plain retarded. Oh and Jasmines just hungry, VERY hungry. Oh yeah Andie, all of yours are pros pics, haha bite me :P

Told ya'll

Okay. I put this up coz everyone always calls me a poser, all the time ! Esp my friends. The same friends who do the exact same thing and deny all of it, heres some of them. And I will say wannabe with alota boldness.

HERES TO YOU GUYS AND YOUR WANNABE POSER ASSES ! Ive got proof ya'll, suck it up.

BRONX PEDRO NIKKO PUNJA
If you all dont know yet, theres a small new addition to our fam. Nooo, my mums not preggers and neither am I or is dad. We got a puppy ! I named him bronx for reasons I dont really know how to explain but he is soo gorg and all he does is eat and sleep, much like me in the hols acutally.

It starts with the LOVELIES.

I love you girls.